My middle boy, our ginger head Josh is 5 years old today!
Even though the 3 seater called him fat on direct orders from his stinky hag mother and her even stinkier thieving boss, he's doing fine!
It's amazing how you see your child grow when you dont hand them off to random nannies while you tell them you are "working" or roll your eyes and brush them off when they want a story read to them, or they tell you that they love you.
I'll never be as rich as some, but I'll also never be as heartless and abusive as others.
Anyway, happy birthday buddy, love ya lots!